What sound does a tortilla chip make when sneezing?

nACHOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larsmeimei
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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My dog started gnawing on something and immediately started having a sneezing fit

That's the last time I buy achoo toy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AADPS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why do you get German people's attention when sneezing?

ACH...

...TUNG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pasha_07
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...

Dr. Pepper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?

Achoopacabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dthompson96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..

...and says, "Hygiene".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r1pen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Sneezing in church is...

...mass contamination.

Note: The play on the word mass which can refer to a church service or a large number of people.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What does a shoemaker say when sneezing?

A shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smileylover1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What do you call someone who’s paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?

An influenzer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmca420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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When I first met Charlie Brown and Snoopy, I couldn't stop sneezing.

One could say I was allergic to Peanuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lexisworld_2019
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I was trying to watch a movie but I kept sneezing so much I couldn’t even focus

That’s what I get for being allergic to Cats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I asked dad if sneezing in public is gross.

He said it's not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7_Pillars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I've got a relative that's really good at stopping people sneezing..

My auntie, Histamine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tastydoosh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My wife saw me sneezing in the bathroom and said it's gross.

I said It'Snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7_Pillars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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If you choke while sneezing. . .

You probably bit off more than you could ACHOO!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Okay, I just learned there's a scientific term for sneezing.

Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Ophthalmic Outburst.

In short, ACHOO.

i want my money back

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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There's a new horror film out about a man that possessed people by sneezing.

It's based on achoo story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Scientists have discovered a mineral that can stop you from sneezing.

Gesundhite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAstrocomic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My toddler keeps sneezing on the iPad

I think I need to buy a snotterbox for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucchinikill
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Sneezing around Dad.

I sneezed and my daughter said, "Gesundheit!"

My husband said, "Oh, hey, that's German for 'virgin', right?"

Confused looks from everyone.

Dad: "Ya know. Goes-in-tight?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/busykat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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What do you call a sneezing robot?

AhChoo-D2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonoranges2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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(PokΓ©dex speaking) Enjoys playing hide and seek. Is known for its sneezing.

Peek-a-chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vdjejhehsw
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Sneezing in church is...

...mass contamination

Note: The play on the word mass which can refer to a church service or a large number of people.

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