Sniffle Puns

Son, you let that cold go right now!

Runny nose? 'yeah' What a shame you, were built upside down......Your nose runs and your feet smell.

Well first you find a pig with the sniffles...

"May I say a word?"

Sniffling, the widow agrees. The old man clears his throat, "Plethora"

"The widow smiles. "Thanks, that means a lot."

I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.

Suddenly, one of them starts sniffling and getting all emotional.

The second asks, "why, what's the matter?"

The emotional vomit replies, "Just nostalgia - this is the place I was brought up..."

Kid 1: What causes sniffles? Non-dad parent: Lots of things- a cold, allergies… Kid 2: Or warm allergies…

I'm out to dinner with my family and my grandpa starts sniffling a bit. So he pulls out one of his super old patterned handkerchiefs and says "my nose keeps running". He then quickly grabs his nose, handkerchief in hand and yells "got it!" super loud in the restaurant were at. While he's laughing at his own joke he goes "that's funny right there" and keeps laughing and partially retelling the joke.

I'm proud to be his grandson.

My wife is sick with a bad cold. Her: (sniffle, sniffle) Ugh. I don't know how I am going to sleep tonight. Me: Most likely on your back. Oh!

Outside picking oranges so they don't freeze and i hear my ma get the sniffles:

Ma: I'm all backwards.

Me: what?

Ma: my nose runs and my feet smell.

My brother's wife recently gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, and being a new father, my brother and dad sat down to talk. I heard my brother expressing his concerns about being a new father, and all the challenges it would bring. My dad just smiled and put his hand on my brother's shoulder, pulling out a big, goofy colored book titled '1001 Dad Jokes.' With this, my brother began to tear up. He looked at my dad and said "Dad...I'm honored." My dad, with some tears of pride in his eyes as well sniffled and said...

"Hi honored, I'm Dad."