Man who sneezes without a tissue
Takes matter into his own hands
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︎ May 27 2021
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What's a PokΓ©mon that sneezes a lot?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Mom: *Sneezes in other room*
Son, with Dad: "Did I just hear mom sneeze?"
Dad: "...hear mom's knees what?"
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︎ Apr 04 2021
A priest sneezes into a bible.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
How does a PokΓ©mon with a cold sneeze?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Itβs weird- I canβt help but talk about footwear every time I sneeze.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What sound does a podiatrist make when he sneezes?
Ashoe!
...Iβll show myself out.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
how do nuts sneeze?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What does it sound like when a nut sneezes?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What kind of vehicle always sneezes?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Which nut sneezes too much?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?
massachusetts.
It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Fun Fact : If you fart and sneeze at the same time.
Your body takes a screenshot
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What sound does leather make when it sneezes?
A shoe
P.S. This is NOT OC. Found on r/jokes. Felt like it belonged here.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Is it just me or did Kleenex miss a huge opportunity to say βSneeze This Momentβ?
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︎ Apr 25 2019
One anonimus redditer sneezes on another...
EDIT: thanks for the cold kind stranger!
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What kind of noise does a nut make when it sneezes?
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︎ Nov 07 2018
A particularly bad sneeze in a church is blasphlegmy
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︎ Nov 01 2018
A sneeze is much achoo about nothing.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
How do you call it when you're picking your nose and want to sneeze at the same time?
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︎ Nov 14 2018
My wifeβs sneeze scared the cat
She said, βI guess he isnβt a fan.β
I replied, βnope, heβs a cat.β
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︎ Nov 08 2018
How many sneezes do you sneeze before the sneezes start to annoy you?
A phew!
Aaaaphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
^s^o^r^r^y
Aphew!
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︎ Feb 24 2018
Why is it funny when people sneeze?
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︎ Jun 23 2018
The service is nothing to sneeze at.
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︎ Jul 28 2017
What do you get when a dragon sneezes?
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︎ Nov 02 2017
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
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︎ Jan 16 2018
What is made off of leather and a sneeze?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What sounds like a sneeze and made out of leather
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ May 08 2020
What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Whatβs sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?
massachusetts.
It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?
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︎ Sep 20 2016
Whatβs a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
If you sneeze and fart at the same time
your body will make a screenshot
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︎ May 31 2019
What does a nut say, when it sneezes?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
how does a nut sneezes?
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