how do nuts sneeze?

c-ACHOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o_omicron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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What does it sound like when a nut sneezes?

Cashew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaggyNick41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassjunkie223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherbotsky
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

CAASHEWW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XH8A04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Which nut sneezes too much?

A ca-shew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Fun Fact : If you fart and sneeze at the same time.

Your body takes a screenshot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?

massachusetts.

It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blurose262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What’s a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daresun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What sound does leather make when it sneezes?

A shoe

P.S. This is NOT OC. Found on r/jokes. Felt like it belonged here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordGandalf01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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One anonimus redditer sneezes on another...

EDIT: thanks for the cold kind stranger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Is it just me or did Kleenex miss a huge opportunity to say β€œSneeze This Moment”?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikesalmonuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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A sneeze is much achoo about nothing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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If you sneeze and fart at the same time

your body will make a screenshot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kush1000
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What kind of noise does a nut make when it sneezes?

Cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/con-brown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What does a nut say, when it sneezes?

caSHEW!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isionreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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A particularly bad sneeze in a church is blasphlegmy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxlyKei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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How do you call it when you're picking your nose and want to sneeze at the same time?

Pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zihon2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My wife’s sneeze scared the cat

She said, β€œI guess he isn’t a fan.”

I replied, β€œnope, he’s a cat.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Airmokade
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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How many sneezes do you sneeze before the sneezes start to annoy you?

A phew!
Aaaaphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!

^s^o^r^r^y

Aphew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Why is it funny when people sneeze?

Snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OddZenn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Where's the worst place to point a sneeze?

At you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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You know when you sneeze and that tiny region in your brain really lights up

There's a small part of me that really enjoys that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownloadSerpaint
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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The service is nothing to sneeze at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearbox_007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

CASHEWWWW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NippleDippers1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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How does a napkin sneeze?

Tissue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1BadAirman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Which evolved Pokemon sneezes?

Raichuuuuuuuuuu!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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If you want to get the best PokΓ©mon, you have to try to sneeze as perfectly as possible.

It's ideal to get Peak Achoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisTaliaferro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What sound does a horse make when it sneezes?

HorseSHOOOO!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beazty1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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I had to sneeze, so exclaimed "Ca-shew"!

That sneeze was nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redreinard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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...nothing to sneeze at...

So my daughter is the slowest person I know when it comes to getting ready for everything (especially getting ready for school). We went out to eat last week and when we were done I picked up the pepper shaker and told her that maybe I should sprinkle some in her shoes in the morning. Confused, she asks "Why?" So I says to her, I says "to put a little pep in yo step" she was not amused :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samoerai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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Guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." Doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for that?" The man says,...

"Pepper "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sineofthetimes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

C.. c.. cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingi64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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when ever the pets sneeze

"oops, he's allergic to himself"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddywin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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What has a tongue and sneezes a lot?

A shoe

- An original from my 7 year old son (works better if you say it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pfp-disciple
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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A sneeze walks in to a clothes shop...

And the assistant says "what are you looking for?"

The sneeze says "a shoe".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shanekorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Why was the sneeze getting closer?

It was coming right achoo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUniqueFiness
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2016
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A student of mine told me she couldn't sneeze.

I told her, "Sneeze the day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeepwellBridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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What do turkeys say when someone sneezes?

Gobbless you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boson707
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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Sneeze.

Whenever I say a complicated sounding word my Dad, about 90% percent of the time, replies with "Bless you!". Usually followed with laughter to himself and a slap on the thigh.

Anyone else?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fruzz92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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What sound does a shoe make when it sneezes?

"Ah-shoe"

What does the other shoe respond with? "Bless shoe"

(This is the part where you laugh/sigh uncontrollably)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corikk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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The amount of people who don't cover when they sneeze...

It sickens me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Straight3dge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Where does a sneeze point?

Achoo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolboc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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I thought I was going to sneeze.

I guess snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaotic034
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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My 5 year old daughter to me: "Daddy, what do you call a poet who sneezes during a performance?"

"A hai-choo!"

She learns from the best ;-)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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Every time you sneeze or sniffle

Runny nose? 'yeah' What a shame you, were built upside down......Your nose runs and your feet smell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akhakh2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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Son, don't sneeze near a computer.

It'll catch a virus.

-My dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiddharthGrover
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2013
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Every time my Dad sneezes.

"I thought it was a booger but it's snot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brio98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What’s sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatJamaican4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?

massachusetts.

It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christianleft
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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how does a nut sneezes?

cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syakirhaziq
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehBamski
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