What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What's a PokΓ©mon that sneezes a lot?

Pik-Hachoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Mom: *Sneezes in other room*

Son, with Dad: "Did I just hear mom sneeze?"

Dad: "...hear mom's knees what?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMartin58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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A priest sneezes into a bible.

God bless him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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How does a PokΓ©mon with a cold sneeze?

Pikachoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PikachuNL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?

The Bee’s Sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShroomHog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What sound does a peanut make when it sneezes?

Cashew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P3N15L0V3R5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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It’s weird- I can’t help but talk about footwear every time I sneeze.

ah...Ah...AH-SHOE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What sound does a podiatrist make when he sneezes?

Ashoe!

...I’ll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?

Boogie boarding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huh_phd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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how do nuts sneeze?

c-ACHOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o_omicron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What kind of vehicle always sneezes?

Achoo choo train!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RespectfulRat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What does it sound like when a nut sneezes?

Cashew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaggyNick41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Which nut sneezes too much?

A ca-shew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?

massachusetts.

It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blurose262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Fun Fact : If you fart and sneeze at the same time.

Your body takes a screenshot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What sound does leather make when it sneezes?

A shoe

P.S. This is NOT OC. Found on r/jokes. Felt like it belonged here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordGandalf01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Is it just me or did Kleenex miss a huge opportunity to say β€œSneeze This Moment”?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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One anonimus redditer sneezes on another...

EDIT: thanks for the cold kind stranger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What kind of noise does a nut make when it sneezes?

Cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/con-brown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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A particularly bad sneeze in a church is blasphlegmy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxlyKei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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A sneeze is much achoo about nothing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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How do you call it when you're picking your nose and want to sneeze at the same time?

Pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zihon2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My wife’s sneeze scared the cat

She said, β€œI guess he isn’t a fan.”

I replied, β€œnope, he’s a cat.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Airmokade
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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How many sneezes do you sneeze before the sneezes start to annoy you?

A phew!
Aaaaphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!
Aphew!

^s^o^r^r^y

Aphew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Why is it funny when people sneeze?

Snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OddZenn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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The service is nothing to sneeze at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearbox_007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

CASHEWWWW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NippleDippers1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What is made off of leather and a sneeze?

A SHOE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eloquent_chicken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What sounds like a sneeze and made out of leather

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydrosFear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?

A Shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varunmohan02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassjunkie223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherbotsky
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brio98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What’s sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatJamaican4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What’s a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daresun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?

massachusetts.

It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christianleft
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikesalmonuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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If you sneeze and fart at the same time

your body will make a screenshot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kush1000
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What does a nut say, when it sneezes?

caSHEW!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isionreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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how does a nut sneezes?

cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syakirhaziq
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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