A list of puns related to "Allergies"
My daughter said yes, and I replied, βSo youβre de-Claritin that youβve had it already?β
He was killed by a careless Wispa
Fouchy!
Because they canβt have mussels.
by Peter Pollen Mary.
Zurgtec
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
Yep, heβs nut free.
Achoo, Brute!
Are they known as a Nutty Professor?
But I'm safe cos I have allerH's.
A Benadryl
Me: thatβs good, at least Iβll get a reaction.
........blacktoast intolerant,.
Now my wife wants a divorce.
Anti hisssss tomines
CASH-EWW!
The anti-dough
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
A late bloomer.
Found out website cookies arenβt gluten-free
Ian Phlegming
I'm always blowing through those boxes of Kleenex.
[dictated but not bread]
Mom: And maya had some...
Me: weird gluten free crackers?
Mom: is she gluten free?
Me: no, I think she's nuts.
Dad: it's not nice to call people nuts. Call them crazy!
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