Runny Nose Puns

A list of puns related to "Runny Nose"

You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose

But it's snot.

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👤︎ u/PaleoGamer
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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If you have a runny nose and your feet smells...

...you're built upside down, mate.

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👤︎ u/hjras
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a hippo with a runny nose?

A hipposnotamous!

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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How do you stop a runny nose?

You break it's legs

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👤︎ u/MistaBobDobolina6174
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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When you're kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it's funny

But it's snot

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👤︎ u/Restless_Hippie
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class

I think i had a sin(x) infection

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👤︎ u/Leonidas0423
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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When you're dancing with your hunny and your nose gets kind of runny you might think it's funny,

but it's snot.

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👤︎ u/Grayson7
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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What STD gives you a runny nose?

Sniphilis

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👤︎ u/Jfuzzman
📅︎ Mar 16 2016
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I told my dad I had a runny nose

He told me to tell it to walk instead

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👤︎ u/Neptune513
📅︎ Oct 27 2014
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I had a runny nose

I had a runny nose and my father was looking for some allergy medication for me. I complained that we didn't have any and He turns to me and says "you must be over Reactine then"

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👤︎ u/Unclebausta
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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People think a runny nose is funny.

But, it’s snot

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👤︎ u/Salvalconn
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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👤︎ u/Chrisatlake
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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What happens when you kiss a girl with a runny nose

You may think it’s funny but its snot

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👤︎ u/snorlaxlover123
📅︎ May 19 2019
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If your nose is kind of runny and you go to kiss your honey, you may think that it is funny

But it's snot

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👤︎ u/ValkornDoA
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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When you kiss your honey, and your nose is kind of runny, you may think it's funny, but it's not.

Snot

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👤︎ u/Religion__of__Peace
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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When you're out on a date with your honey, and your nose gets a little runny. She might think it's funny...

but it's snot

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👤︎ u/TheFlood58
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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You may think it's funny when your nose is runny...

But really it's not.

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👤︎ u/SonoShindou
📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose

You may think it's funny, but it snot

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👤︎ u/Captain-plasma
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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