The nose puns are amazing.
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
Cuz then it would be a foot.
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
If I never learned to blow my nose…
My mother would have put the "stern" in sternutation.
My nose is so oily
America had invaded it to "spread democracy " twice.
Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?
Otherwise it will be a foot.
I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'
My Nose will be streaming soon.
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose
Or i'll catch you red-handed
I'm always confused when I hear people say they pick their nose
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?
Nobody nose.
Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.
My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound, his reply...
he can't have my nose, I need it!
Severed Human Nose Found
I live across from a lake and some fisherman found a severed human nose. The detective on the case asked if I know who it belongs to. I replied, "no body nose."
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
A nose walks into the pub....
The barman says, "I'm not serving you, you're off your face."
My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.
"What was the other reindeer's name?"
"Um, Dasher?"
No."
"Dancer?"
"No. Olive."
"Olive?"
"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
I was very proud.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Why can’t people pick their nose?
Because they already have one
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
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Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?
What do you call the nose on a bust?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??
Because then it would be a foot
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot."
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"
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