Picking Nose Puns

Pikachu.

“No son, it was snot.”

When I was a kid, any time my dad saw me picking my nose, he would say:

"Hey, is that a diamond in your nose?"

Me: "What? No."

Him: "Oh IT'SNOT?? ***IT'S SNOT???***"

After the first couple times, I stopped responding. The worst part is that he eventually stopped caring whether I humored him or not and would just jump right into the punchline.

"Is that a diamond in your nose? OH, IT'S SNOT??" And then he would just laugh hysterically, and say it again while he was recovering from his laughing fit. "IT'S SNOT?!?!?" He'd probably say it 5 or 6 times while increasingly losing his shit each time until his words were just incoherent. I used to think he was laughing at the joke itself, but now I'm pretty sure that the more straight/annoyed my face was, the funnier the whole bit was for him, which explains why he would laugh harder and harder as he went on with it. Then he'd finish with one of those high pitched 'laugh-ending' sighs and wipe his eyes. God it was obnoxious.

I can't wait until I'm a dad and I get to use it.

Ham boogers.

I know, I know, snot funny.

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Or i'll catch you red-handed

I was born with mine

Because they already have one

I told him “no, I was born with it”

I always have had the one I was born with!

It would be a bad hobbit

I didn’t, I was born with it!

Hamboogers.

I thought it was a booger, but it's snot.

Because they’re full of BOOgers

I was going to say, you could've picked a better one.

He got caught picking his nose!

To pick their noses.

... I’d pick my nose!

I said "What the heck are you doing?"

She said "I'm picking your nose!"

Would you pick your nose?

"I thought it was a booger, but it's snot."

I never understood the joke until I was older, and now I think it is hilarious!

Because it's the scenter

I will call it “Pick Your Nose”

I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."

Me: so what's your favourite food? Carrots? Chocolate? Custard?

2 year old: nose

Me: out of all the food you'd pick your nose?

Toddler: grins

Me: groans

It was so bad I knew I had to post it here.

She picked her nose.

Ham boogers.

I know. I know...

Snot funny

Ham Boogers

Hambooger

Ham boogers

Ham boogers

Ham-boogers!

I know, it snot funny.

Ham Boogers

I was born with it!

but you can't pick your friend's nose.

I was born with mine.

but I feel like I was just born with mine.

But it's snot.

“no, son, I was born with it.”

But I feel like I was just born with mine

Nope, I was born with it.

But I feel like I was just born with mine.

But I was only born with mine.

He was picking his nose.

He was picking his nose!!!