So, my girlfriend got a nosebleed...

She rolled up some toilet paper and put it in her nose. Me: Is it that time of the month already? Her:...? Me: Because of the tampon. Her: (rolls eyes) Me: Guess that's nose sex for a weak, eh? Her: Oh shut up!

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👤︎ u/SLOBaron
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👤︎ u/halbrd
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