A list of puns related to "Bloody Nose"
Credit goes to my friend who made the joke
...but I blew my nose and it’s snot.
I met a bloke the other day who said he had a dog with no nose.
I asked him how it smelled.
“Bloody awful” was the response.
I woke up to my nose randomly bleeding; it's done that erratically for years now. As I went to grab some tissue, my girlfriend woke up and said "Oh, you've got a bloody nose!" to which I responded "Of course I do - there's no need to swear about it!" Groaning ensued.
My son is 14 but he still picks his nose. A lot. He also eats it after. A lot. Grosses me out to the extreme, so I rib him about it hoping he'll stop, even using bribery, but no progress yet.
A couple of nights ago I saw him doing it again out of the corner of my eye, then he suddenly got up and ran into the kitchen for a napkin. Yup, bloody nose, no surprise there.
"Find what you were digging for?" I asked him.
"No," he says. "I was digging for gold but struck oil."
I got a bloody nose during a soccer match yesterday, and upon coming back from the bathroom my friend asks me if I'm ok.
"Yeah, I'm alright," I say.
His dad jumps in and says, "Actually... he's half left, too!"
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