High Blood Pressure Puns

A list of puns related to "High Blood Pressure"

My doctor says I have acute high blood pressure

I’m just glad it’s not ugly

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👤︎ u/Lost_ina_fantasy
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Wife says "let's not get high blood pressure, that's nothing to mess with it causes strokes"

To which I responded "Poor Michael Phelps". She said, "Why". "All those strokes" I replied with a huge grin.

Something different happened this time...instead of "UGGGGHHHHH" she snorted, laughed uncontrollably, and said "well I walked right only that..."

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👤︎ u/rabidfaux
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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My father-in-law: still dad-joking, even in the emergency room

While sitting on a gurney in the ER for chest pains (he's fine, just high blood pressure):

Doctor: So, what brought you here today? Father-in-law: The ambulance.

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👤︎ u/witty_username
📅︎ Oct 17 2013
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