Heart Failure Puns

A list of puns related to "Heart Failure"

My dad is going through heart failure, and the first text that I get from him after sending him a card says:

“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”

I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times

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👤︎ u/Pranske3
📅︎ May 31 2020
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What does a pirate with heart failures need?

Anti-arrrrrrrrrrhythmics

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👤︎ u/Pungunner98
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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