I took what he said with a grain of salt.
Dad:has a heart attack
Dad:Call me an ambulance...
Son: uhhh... You're an ambulance....
Dad:....
Dad: That's my boy...dead
I told him “actually that was a stroke”
During a game of cherades
A beat drop.
The steaks had never been higher
Arr me hearty!
... he was on a fairway to heaven.
The poor man dyed a loan.
Husband: "Never mind. I'm feeling better!"
But he'd neglected to update his will. She just couldn't bereave her luck!
Too much bacon.
The man waits for a while and the doctor comes out to tell his findings. The doctor says, "Your wife did not have a heart attack. She just has acute angina."
Adjusting his hearing aid, the husband says, "Listen here young man, don't go talking about my wife's privates like that! I know she's cute down there!"
He asked the nurse how he was supposed to pee.
It was a cardiac arrest.
It was a Kodiak arrest.
He was dead on a rival.
I mean, i hope he recovers, but what do you expect with a taipei personality
Do you know what athletes have the most strokes? Second is golfers. First is swimmers. Breast stroke, back stroke, side stroke....
It wasn't major, the doctors say I'll live to see another bidet.
My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"
My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.
Dad: okay, you're an ambulance
Son actually calls an ambulance.
Dad dies of disappointment.
An ambulance.
Dad: Son, call me an ambulance!
Son:* crying *Dad, you’re an ambulance
Dad: I’m so proud of you * dies *
Dad: call me an ambulance Son: uh..... You're an ambulance Dad.....
Son: You're an ambulance
Dad: Not bad
is during a game of charades
An ambulance
