Cardiac Arrest Puns

A list of puns related to "Cardiac Arrest"

bitch sent me into cardiac arrest
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👤︎ u/bayeek
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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I never understood cardiac arrest, but after medical training

I can finally defibrelate

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👤︎ u/HakunaTraumata
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Always carry around handcuff keys, it can get you out of cardiac arrest
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👤︎ u/The_Untiled_One
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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A heart was taken into custody for murder yesterday. The locals are calling it a cardiac arrest
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👤︎ u/theeggroaster
📅︎ Sep 22 2015
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How did a heart end up in jail?

There was a cardiac arrest

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👤︎ u/qarasaq
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?

Cardiac arrest

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👤︎ u/chtili
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?

He was under cardiac arrest

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👤︎ u/yugeceo
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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A man died from a heart attack when being taken to the police station

It was a cardiac arrest.

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👤︎ u/I_love_420
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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Cardi B was arrested yesterday

It was a cardiac arrest

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👤︎ u/Antoniman
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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Officer pulls over Mr. Heart: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Mr. Heart: I wasn't even moving! Officer: Exactly! You're under cardiac arrest.

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👤︎ u/BonesofGold9
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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