Defibrillation Puns

A list of puns related to "Defibrillation"

I died but the ER staff used defibrillation upon me...

I was shocked!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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They really missed out on a great opportunity by calling them defibrillators

Should've called them heartbrakers

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👤︎ u/BoobsRmadeforboobing
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Its extremely rare for a defibrillator not to work.

But when it happens no one’s shocked.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it does, no one is shocked.

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👤︎ u/stinkerhubbin
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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I have a defibrillator joke

I won’t say it cuz in all fairness it’s too shocking

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👤︎ u/Josentangles
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen

My life savings

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👤︎ u/yanual3d
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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If I ever found out my defibrillator's batteries were dead...

I wouldn't even be shocked.

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👤︎ u/WildcardSearch
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Someone took out a defibrillator...

It was a real shock

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👤︎ u/AnonymousFordring
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why do defibrillators amaze people.....

They're just shocking at heart!

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👤︎ u/ProphetOfNothing
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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The defibrillator had to give more than one shock.

It was re-volting.

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👤︎ u/doogy650
📅︎ May 07 2015
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Someone saw a drawing of a bear holding what they thought was a defibrillator

"Look, it's a bearamedic"

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👤︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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Dad-fibrillator

Friend: "I'm going to a class on defibrillator use" Me: "I'm sure it'll be electrifying"

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👤︎ u/tzvibish
📅︎ Sep 26 2016
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No one is shocked when a defibrillator fails
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👤︎ u/burtybob92
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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It's very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it happens no one is shocked.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it happens no one is shocked.

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👤︎ u/ottoschneck9
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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