I never understood cardiac arrest, but after medical training
I can finally defibrelate
Always carry around handcuff keys, it can get you out of cardiac arrest
A heart was taken into custody for murder yesterday. The locals are calling it a cardiac arrest
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest
A man died from a heart attack when being taken to the police station
It was a cardiac arrest.
Cardi B was arrested yesterday
It was a cardiac arrest
Officer pulls over Mr. Heart: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mr. Heart: I wasn't even moving! Officer: Exactly! You're under cardiac arrest.
