Ambulance go brrr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeebigg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..

So I decided to call a toe-truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaPlymouth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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When ambulances go very fast...

do they go at fixneck speed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisboishere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What sound does a French ambulance make?

Oui oui oui...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloochap123
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?

They’re pair-a-medics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeewbsontwitch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Why does an ambulance have two seats up front? πŸš‘ For the Pair Of Medics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inquivious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Son: *having a heart attack* dad, call me an ambulance

Dad: okay, you're an ambulance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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DAD: [grabs chest] Quick! Call me an ambulance.

ME: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance?

DAD: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [...dies]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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How many people can ride in an ambulance?

Just a paramedics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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When I was a child I was over my grandmothers house watching a movie, when suddenly I heard my grandmother shout from upstairs "Call me an ambulance!"

I found it odd, but she sounded serious, so I shouted back up "Grandma, you're an ambulance!" and continued watching my movie. At the end of the movie I was still confused about why she wanted me to call her an ambulance so I went upstairs to ask her.

Sadly, when I got up there I found her on the floor dead. I never did find out why she said that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptionClosed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I had to call an ambulance for my grandmother today

It came with the siren blaring β€œmee maw..mee maw..mee maw.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Ambulance

What do you call two medics in an ambulance?

A pair-a-medics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illwill_lbc83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Dad (having an heart attack): Son call me an ambulance...

Son actually calls an ambulance.

Dad dies of disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinnaey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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In an ambulance, there is the driver and 2 people helping the injured

They're pair of medics

(Paramedics)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyQueen502
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My friend, dying: "Call me an ambulance!"

Me, leaning down: "You're an ambulance".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My little brother fell off of a toy ambulance and started to cry then someone makes a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTheTeddy
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Husband: "I think I'm having a heart attack." Wife: "Ok darling, give me your password to your phone and I'll call an ambulance."

Husband: "Never mind. I'm feeling better!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

Nina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglyric
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Dad: Son I'm having a heart attack call me an ambulance!

Son: You're an ambulance

Dad: Not bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/41d3n_P1355
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why was ambulance late?

Because time heals

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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An Xbox One and a PS4 get attacked... Here comes the ambulance!!!

WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurgery
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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My girlfriend said she'd only marry me if I overcame my ambulance obsession.

I can't wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Oh god call the ambulance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QaCKK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Daughter: "That armored truck looks like an ambulance."

Me: "That's because it transports money going through withdrawals."

She hated that one so much I nearly wept with joy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writenroll
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Ambulance Girl

What do you call a girl that sounds like an ambulance?

NI-NA NI-NA NI-NA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Hey Siri, I'm bleeding really bad. Can you call me an ambulance?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Discount_Dracula
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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My SO's Dad every time an ambulance speeds past

He'll never sell ice cream going that fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larapooh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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I told my son I was dying and ask him to call me an ambulance

You can’t imagine my disappointment when he actually went and called an ambulance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlotte_8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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What sound does an anime themed ambulance make?

Weeboo Weeboo Weeboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impressivedebt04
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Dad to son: Quick! call me an ambulance!

Son: You're... an ambulance.

Dad: I'm-I'm so proud of you, son. [Dies]

Son: I did it... [Faints]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smilodon-Fatalis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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My dad used to say this whenever he heard an ambulance siren....

..they'll never sell any ice creams going that fast...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motomartin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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I'm dying! Call me an ambulance!

Hi dying! You're an ambulance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ticklemesarah_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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Did you know that ambulances are equipped with Wii U's nowadays?

You can tell because every time they turn on their sirens it goes "Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrGingeyy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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Why are there always two EMTs in an ambulance?

Because they're a pair-of-medics.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Why is there always a passenger in an ambulance?

Because they are paramedics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironandtwine9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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My Dad and I saw an ambulance at the Gas Station

Jokingly I said, "I wonder if they have a patient in the back while they are pumping gas."

My dad replies, "I bet that he would have a lot of patience."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the3ysmen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2013
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If you lose a toe, do you call an ambulance?

"My husband lost a big toe in a freak beach accident when he was 4. He likes to tell kids that when it happened, they didn't call an ambulance, they called a toe truck."

Source: http://imgur.com/OqPdgoJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nozonozon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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Dad, call me an ambulance.

Dad: Son, you're an ambulance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CroissantBuffet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring:

"They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnamintRBLX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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My Dad used to say this whenever he heard an ambulance siren

..they'll never sell any ice creams going that fast...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motomartin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2013
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