So I decided to call a toe-truck.
do they go at fixneck speed?
Dad: okay, you're an ambulance
ME: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance?
DAD: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [...dies]
Just a paramedics
I found it odd, but she sounded serious, so I shouted back up "Grandma, you're an ambulance!" and continued watching my movie. At the end of the movie I was still confused about why she wanted me to call her an ambulance so I went upstairs to ask her.
Sadly, when I got up there I found her on the floor dead. I never did find out why she said that.
It came with the siren blaring “mee maw..mee maw..mee maw.”
What do you call two medics in an ambulance?
Son actually calls an ambulance.
Dad dies of disappointment.
They're pair of medics
Me, leaning down: "You're an ambulance".
Husband: "Never mind. I'm feeling better!"
Son: You're an ambulance
Dad: Not bad
WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!
I can't wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!
Me: "That's because it transports money going through withdrawals."
She hated that one so much I nearly wept with joy.
What do you call a girl that sounds like an ambulance?
NI-NA NI-NA NI-NA
He'll never sell ice cream going that fast
You can’t imagine my disappointment when he actually went and called an ambulance
Weeboo Weeboo Weeboo
Son: You're... an ambulance.
Dad: I'm-I'm so proud of you, son. [Dies]
Son: I did it... [Faints]
..they'll never sell any ice creams going that fast...
Hi dying! You're an ambulance!
You can tell because every time they turn on their sirens it goes "Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"
Because they're a pair-of-medics.
Because they are paramedics.
Jokingly I said, "I wonder if they have a patient in the back while they are pumping gas."
My dad replies, "I bet that he would have a lot of patience."
"My husband lost a big toe in a freak beach accident when he was 4. He likes to tell kids that when it happened, they didn't call an ambulance, they called a toe truck."
Dad: Son, you're an ambulance.
"They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”