I saw an ambulance with the lights on at the local mechanics today.
Guess they needed an emergency service.
My wife was going into labor and kept frantically shouting, "Call me an ambulance! Call me an ambulance!"
So I said, "You're an ambulance."
What a strange thing to say
Woman on the floor: help! Someone call me an ambulance
I'M DYING! CALL ME AN AMBULANCE!
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
Mom: "Help! I'm hurt! Hurry, call me an ambulance!"
Dad: You're an ambulance.
While driving the car, an ambulance passed us at high speed, sirens blaring.
I said to my wife:
"Can't see them selling much ice cream at this speed."
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
Ambulance driver goes to a Bar to drown his sorrows.
Barman says ‘why you crying?’
He says ‘a bus containing 30 Karens went over a cliff’
Barman says ‘so why you crying?’
He says; ‘there was 5 empty seats!’
Son: *having a heart attack* dad, call me an ambulance
Dad: okay, you're an ambulance
When ambulances go very fast...
do they go at fixneck speed?
Why does an ambulance have two seats up front? 🚑 For the Pair Of Medics
How many people can ride in an ambulance?
What sound does a French ambulance make?
DAD: [grabs chest] Quick! Call me an ambulance.
ME: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance?
DAD: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [...dies]
Ambulance
What do you call two medics in an ambulance?
A pair-a-medics.
I had to call an ambulance for my grandmother today
It came with the siren blaring “mee maw..mee maw..mee maw.”
My little brother fell off of a toy ambulance and started to cry then someone makes a pun
When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
In an ambulance, there is the driver and 2 people helping the injured
They're pair of medics
(Paramedics)
My girlfriend said she'd only marry me if I overcame my ambulance obsession.
I can't wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!
Husband: "I think I'm having a heart attack." Wife: "Ok darling, give me your password to your phone and I'll call an ambulance."
Husband: "Never mind. I'm feeling better!"
What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?
An Xbox One and a PS4 get attacked... Here comes the ambulance!!!
WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!
Oh god call the ambulance
Daughter: "That armored truck looks like an ambulance."
Me: "That's because it transports money going through withdrawals."
She hated that one so much I nearly wept with joy.
My SO's Dad every time an ambulance speeds past
He'll never sell ice cream going that fast
Hey Siri, I'm bleeding really bad. Can you call me an ambulance?
Ambulance Girl
What do you call a girl that sounds like an ambulance?
NI-NA NI-NA NI-NA
My Dad used to say this whenever he heard an ambulance siren
..they'll never sell any ice creams going that fast...
What sound does an anime themed ambulance make?
I told my son I was dying and ask him to call me an ambulance
You can’t imagine my disappointment when he actually went and called an ambulance
Did you know that ambulances are equipped with Wii U's nowadays?
You can tell because every time they turn on their sirens it goes "Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"
Why are there always two EMTs in an ambulance?
Because they're a pair-of-medics.
Dad (having an heart attack): Son call me an ambulance...
Son actually calls an ambulance.
Dad dies of disappointment.
My friend, dying: "Call me an ambulance!"
Me, leaning down: "You're an ambulance".
Dad, call me an ambulance.
Dad: Son, you're an ambulance.
Dad: Son I'm having a heart attack call me an ambulance!
Son: You're an ambulance
Dad: Not bad
When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring:
"They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
Dad to son: Quick! call me an ambulance!
Son: You're... an ambulance.
Dad: I'm-I'm so proud of you, son. [Dies]
Son: I did it... [Faints]
I'm dying! Call me an ambulance!
Hi dying! You're an ambulance!
My dad used to say this whenever he heard an ambulance siren....
..they'll never sell any ice creams going that fast...
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