The driver said “I love my job, no one tells me what to do”
I said “Turn left.”
Because he is not a tax-evader.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners!
Turns out people don’t like it when you go the extra mile for them.
the driver asks: "where wolf?"
Then I said, "Turn left here!"
I guess you could say he was Van Halen.
Dad: OK......Sorry Taxi, was there something else?
A corn on the cab!
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
He makes a cabinet.
"How many of you are there?" he asked.
I said, "I'm the only version of me."
"What was that for?" I asked, shocked.
To which he replied, "Hey, that's what I do best. I drive people away."
It was hailing cabs.
I guess I drove him out of business...
I just need to download the drivers.
He sighed and said, "I'm not falling for that one."
I said, "Trust me, it is."
He let me in and five minutes later I heard him honking on the horn, so I looked out the window.
He said, "Stop messing around, will you? Your wallet. You must have found it by now."
I said, "No, I haven't got it."
"Well, why the hell not?"
I said, "This isn't my house."
Police said he was intaxicated
I bet the driver's livid that he doesn't have a car any more.
A concerned passerby stopped and asked him why he was throwing ice at taxis.
The man replied, "I'm hailing a cab."
His funeral will be held on the next road on the left.
The driver said, "If you are sick on one of my seats I will charge you £50."
Thankfully I was sick on three of them.
He was tired of people talking behind his back
A man walks out of his work building and hails a taxi. He gets into the taxi and says, "Take me to the sandwich shop up on 45^th street." Ten minutes later they arrive, and the cab driver checks the console. "That'll be $12.00." The man is shocked. "This route used to be only $6.00! What happened?" The taxi driver explains. "Well, construction was blocking the usual route, so I had to double back and take a longer route." The man considers this, then shrugs.
"I guess that's fare."
I thought it was a nice jester
You're a taxi.
"Ok, you're a taxi"
My dad literally just did this
They were always stalin'.
So last week, my family was returning home on a plane flight, and because we had a lot of luggage, my parents decided to take a taxi. Well, we'd been waiting at the taxi rank for a while, and my dad exclaims: "We've been waiting here ten minutes, and what have we got to chauffeur it?" Groans were had.