I donโ€™t like the government taking all my money. Itโ€™s taxing
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Or a taxing task xD
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Taxing menstrual products...

...is a bloody shame, and they should stop that, period. Don't expect me to just go with the flow.

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What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?

An accountant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Joesdad65
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I tried to pay my taxes to the IRS with a smile

Turns out they prefer money.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UsernameNoAvailable
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What would you call a psychologist who doesn't do his taxes?

A Sigmund Fraud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MJ23isgod
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You know who does Darth Vaderโ€™s taxes?

CPA-3PO

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/envengpe
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to evade his taxes?

It did not pay off.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alienhighness
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Why are you supposed to round to the nearest dollar on your tax returns?

Because the IRS has no cents.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MSchmahl
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I celebrated 4/20 by filing my taxes

jointly

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/benboozle
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Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.

It was a taxing day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NaziWookie
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Where do redditors go to pay cat tax?

the feline

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pewper
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What did the doctor say to the businessman? with an enlarged prostate who was being audited for tax evasion?

Urine trouble

*Apologies for the early '?'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/oyohval
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Hope this one doesnโ€™t blow up on me.
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I used Turbo Tax to file my taxes last year.

Iโ€™ll use a different service this year. I wasnโ€™t really in to it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/J-Z08
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I never file my taxes.

Iโ€™m not Intuit.

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If there was a caffeine tax...

Would you call it a cof(fee)?

Get it? a fee, but coffee?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThisKid713
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Dadjoke by IRS, but for real

IRS: Itโ€™s time for you to pay your taxes

Me: Ok, how much is it?

IRS: Well, thatโ€™s up to you to figure it out

Me: Cool, so I can pay as much as I want

IRS: Oh no! We know EXACTLY how much you owe and if you do it wrong you could go to jail

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/danuser8
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/linkhandford
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When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair

It would be called Operation Pot Holes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Degtyrev
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My house is infested with insects, but at least they are helping me with my taxes.

They're account ants.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thkoog
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Why are IRS employees always tired when they get home?

Their jobs are taxing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bingomzan
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What's a religious businessperson's favorite type of business?

Sole proprietorship

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A king who fought China

Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times

He loved giving out diktats like

"So shall citizens pay double the tax"

"So shall boys over 18 join the army"

He went to war with China

He won

In the court, they brought a Chinese man

"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"

The king then gave out a new diktat

"So shall this Tan sing"

And to this day, when it happens..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dadjokeretailer
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Tax question

Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tfowler11
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The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.

Because Missouri loves Company.

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So, this is the end.

I was arrested for speaking out of line. I was protesting against the injustices facing our community, the harsh taxes and oppressions that have faced my community for years. The cruel and unusual punishments especially. Our town is small and insular, so outside influence is heavily resisted by our small town government, but despite that, my friends and I have pushed on, resisting our mistreatment and misery. But as you know, I was arrested. Surprisingly, I wasn't jailed or executed. I was beaten. They had us in a row, lines up facing our tormentors. The would-be executioners merely thrust their fists upon us. It was brutal. While there, I though to myself, "Huh, I guess this is the punchline."

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Someone told me their pre-tax income.

It was gross.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spinn3
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Operation Pothole
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LastAccount29
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I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was 'outstanding'.

Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/johnnydarko-
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Why don't atheist have to pay taxes.

Apparently Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bridge_view
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What is it called when people donโ€™t pay their taxes?

Anti-taxx

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I don't do my own taxes

I'm not really Intuit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rmlrmlchess
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Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?

Itโ€™s a Naan Profit Organization.

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I never get cow tipping right

Is it 15%? 20%? I can never remember, I'm a terrible cow tipper

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/toolaroola12
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I used to be a banker
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The government denied tax exemption for my church that believes Jesus spoke with a lisp

It was a real slap in the faith.

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Lady Godiva rode nude though Coventry to protest taxes.

It's the naked truth.

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IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down โ€œMoney for Nothing, Checks for Free??โ€

Me: Am I in trouble?

Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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I used to have a friend who worked in the tax office, but he only ever talked about work.

It was taxing.

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I eat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed when doing taxes...

I wind up come April in a higher slacks bracket!

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Did you hear about the garbage bag tax?

Some people think it's too Hefty... Others are Glad... I think the whole thing is trash!

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He needed to find a tax write-off

For tax purposes, he invested in a gas station that was losing money. It was just self-serving

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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GamingGod07770
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I think that stores in the US displaying their prices without sales tax is simply just...

gross

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It shall commence on 4/20
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I only give up my seat during tax season.

It's considered a chairitable donation.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BlastaSaurizard
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I inherited my grandfather's tax shelter today

http://imgur.com/C5p5it9

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Happy Tax Deadline Day !
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IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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Me: The city has high school taxes.

Dad: What about the elementary schools?

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I won a million dollars playing the lottery and donated a quarter of it to my favorite charity.

What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?

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How do crabs evade taxes?

They set up shell corporations.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/i_am_food
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If you ever have a feeling that nobody is thinking about you.

Just stop paying your taxes.

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My boss got a hair cut and a set of airpods after she got her tax refund.

I guess all of that money went to her head.

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In honor of impending tax day, I present to you this gem from a friends father.

Friend: sigh. I canโ€™t believe they charge me $25 to automatically file my state return. Anyway, love you dad hope youโ€™re having an OK day :) Dad: thanks. Love you W-2.

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GF has been working on her taxes for the last two hours

"This is too much - I'm exhausted!"

"...sounds taxing."

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The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed

Chin-tax error

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jskell89
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How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

They always single file, to hide their numbers.

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Like every good citizen, I like to pay my taxes with a smile.

Unfortunately the government only accepts checks.

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I once met Meatloaf when I was working as a car salesman.

He came in looking for a small coupe for his wifeโ€™s forthcoming birthday. He found one he liked and we completed a test drive together. The car was listed at ยฃ28,000 plus tax. He was deep in thought looking around the car but unfortunately for me he decided not to buy it. I was in my 20s, had a young family and working a commission only job so a couple of days later I rang him to see if anything could be done. He was keen on the car but didnโ€™t like the ยฃ28,000 plus tax price tag. I assured him that this was a great price for the car, however he said that it wasnโ€™t so much the price of the car, it was more the tax. He said, โ€˜Iโ€™d do anything for love, but I wonโ€™t do VATโ€™

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Never trust a psychologist to do your taxes

He may commit tax freud

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/trappedcouchfarts
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What happens when Argentinians donโ€™t pay taxes.....

Things get a little Messi in court.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Liamkw2003
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Just found out how Iโ€™ll be paying my income tax in my new job as an undertaker.

Itโ€™ll be pay as you urn.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/littleboypunder
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I used to love doing my taxes.

But this year, I'm just not that Intuit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/habsfan1112
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Why is the IRS always tired?

Taking money for the government is taxing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blackbird611
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I think all these tax breaks for religions are wrong.

We all know atheism is the only true non-prophet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/noitalever
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Has does Santa list the elves on his tax returns?

As dependent Clauses

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xwhy
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After messing up my tax return forms yet again, my accountant said to me: "you're such a liability....."

"... you should be on a balance sheet"...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wkm86
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Howโ€™d the goose get a huge tax return?

His bill was tax de-duck-table

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MBTAHole
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Is it fair to say that the idea of taxes is tariffying?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ironoxidey
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I just started my new job at the IRS.

So far, it's been pretty taxing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KelvinShadewing
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Tax season

My SO: "You seem tired, did you have a busy night?"

Me: "No, I just did taxes. I didn't realize they can be so... taxing."

Pretty damn proud of myself for that one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jinkies287
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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My dad just got me with this one

Dad: I've got a 4 figure tax return!

Me (unsuspecting: Really?!? How much?

Dad: ยฃ11.11

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeathByAutoscroll
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Got Dad joked after paying my car tax

So I just paid my car tax online, and my dad asked if there was a timer saying "Processing" after I had entered my details. I said, "No, but I used a new beta service that's probably different to the old one." He said, "Oh, is that...beta than the old one?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IntegralExtra
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The worst music albums always cost $19.95

so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.

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Taxes

As I'm filing my taxes, I said to my wife in the other room "This is really taxing." She came in and asked "What is?", saw what I was doing, and groaned then chuckled.

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My dog is not very bright.

He filed my taxes late again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KarateChop231
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What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ericpenguin314
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where do norse texans go when they die

Y'allhalla

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/awilx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Why did the kindergartner go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Tax audit guy: It says in your file that you have money for nothing and checks for free.

Man: Am I in trouble?

Tax guy: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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I use Turbo Tax evrey year for my taxes

I'm really intuit

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Thethirdwheel11
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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