In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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︎ May 12 2021
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
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︎ May 05 2021
I once jumped head-first into poison ivy.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
My Dr didnβt immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.
He doesnβt like to make rash decisions.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you say if you find a person trying to poison someone with celiacs disease
Iβve caught you bread handed
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why'd the chef get poison ivy?
He needed an itch to cook from scratch.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didnβt realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I think my friend who owns the apiary got into some poison ivy or something during a hike in the woods...
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︎ May 28 2020
Why didnβt the man die when he drank poison?
He was in the living room.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
There is a clear difference between a poison dart frog and a bullfrog.
As if it wasn't obvious enough...
They're two toad-ally different things!
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Poison girls.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
2 puns, 1 post. Resistol (resist all) poison. This type of hat is called a Cattleman, hence the name βThe Rattlemanβ
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︎ Mar 27 2019
After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...
man have I made a rash decision
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︎ Apr 17 2019
My wife offered me some benadryl for my poison ivy, but I told her I'd have to think about it.
I don't want to make any rash decisions right away.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Why was Batman not attracted to Poison Ivy?
Because of her breasts-in-plants
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...
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︎ Mar 10 2019
What do you call a room that's littered full of mouse traps and poison cheese?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Why did the woman who wanted to poison her husband, cross the road?
To get to the other cyanide.
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︎ Jan 20 2018
Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?
Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.
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︎ Mar 20 2017
My wife asked me to spray ant poison
I didn't do it because I didn't want my uncle to feel bad.
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︎ Oct 01 2016
My friend said the poison cover he put on his mattress didn't kill the bugs.
I asked if he tried this.
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︎ Jul 23 2016
Dadjoked by my boss after I sprayed ant poison all around the building...
Boss: I'm gonna call this spray 'Pink Panther'.
Me: Why?
Boss: Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaaaaaaant!
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︎ Sep 18 2015
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck! π
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︎ Mar 14 2021
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
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︎ Feb 07 2021
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didnβt realize I was walking into poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
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