Lethal Weapon 3(-some)

Film Producer: β€œThis is supposed to be a β€œBuddy Cop” movie, why do they have this steamy sex scene together?”

Director: β€œBecause everyone enjoys cop-porn at the movies!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Eating rare chicken is dangerous, and even lethal sometimes.

It would be a pretty fowl way to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammin4932
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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After Arnie's last Terminator film, he became even more lethal

as an exTerminator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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There really isn’t a pun for lethal injections, I mean if you think about it, even if you do say anything, your life is still in vein...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElectroIsland
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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A lethal joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/insane696969
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I sharpen pencils to the point of lethality.
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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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How does a lawyer die

They commit sue-icide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyDawsonUser1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A Spanish man was crushed to death by a falling "two".

It was a lethal dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WindWakerFTW243
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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