Dead by Daylight - Deadly Puns reddit.com/r/deadbydayligโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BotMatrix_ji
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Whats black and deadly and sits on rooftops

A crow with a machine gun

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AusSpyder
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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A salt with a deadly weapon!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/raffar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.

They called it poison IV

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Whatโ€™s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?

A billiards table

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pandacoat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Single and deadly
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PelegCarmi777
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...

... corona takes the crown

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/technically_a_user
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/danielsoft1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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A man caught a deadly virus while waiting for his flight at the airport

He's terminal ill

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Feddny
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Did you ever hear about the Samurai with only a 6 inch sheathe knife who was still an effective and deadly killer?

He was a one-hilt wonder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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When two deadly diseases meet...

A corona gets its Lyme.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mferrari24
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose

He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/masesarkidd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Deadly Serious Mistake
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GoldHardware94
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Schrodingerโ€™s cat recently went on a deadly crime spree.

He is wanted dead and alive.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What do you call a fast cane that can be deadly ๐Ÿค”?

A HURRYcane ...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrpositivedownbeat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I was wondering about that new movie about deadly diseases...

Did you catch The Plague?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/404wav
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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While my wife was asleep, I painted the seven deadly sins throughout her body.

When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sodomicity
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What's the most deadly Sea?

Hepatitis

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OwnagePwnage123
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Deadly waves๐ŸŒŠ [x-post r/funny]
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zacharyangrk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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A salt and battery with a deadly weapon gfycat.com/ChillyFlatAlasโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IAMA_dragon-AMA
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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PSA: Dad jokes can be as deadly than hunger

Last night, my family came to pick me up from work after the kids' swim lessons. They were tired, hungry, grumpy, hungry, and hungry on the drive home.

My 6 year old: "Ugh... I'm going to die..."

Me: "You're right; we're all going to die. What are you going to die of?"

6yo: "Hunger and your jokes."

Me: "Well, I hope my jokes get you first. That sounds like a better way to go."

You heard it here first, folks. Dad jokes can potentially kill faster than starvation. Wield them carefully.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chaosTechnician
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2016
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My puns aren't deadly.

They're the dadliest

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ItsProfOak
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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