A crow with a machine gun
They called it poison IV
A billiards table
... corona takes the crown
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
He's terminal ill
He was a one-hilt wonder.
A corona gets its Lyme.
He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery
He is wanted dead and alive.
A HURRYcane ...
Did you catch The Plague?
When she found out, she had wrath written all over her face.
Hepatitis
Last night, my family came to pick me up from work after the kids' swim lessons. They were tired, hungry, grumpy, hungry, and hungry on the drive home.
My 6 year old: "Ugh... I'm going to die..."
Me: "You're right; we're all going to die. What are you going to die of?"
6yo: "Hunger and your jokes."
Me: "Well, I hope my jokes get you first. That sounds like a better way to go."
You heard it here first, folks. Dad jokes can potentially kill faster than starvation. Wield them carefully.
They're the dadliest
