So I take steps to avoid them
He told me that was an eggsaturation.
You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!
"how about donuts?"
Because hippies always wear thai-die shirts.
He ended up croaking.
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
Never mind though, plenty more fish in the freezer.
He goes by Darth Trader
The police are treating it as a hummuside
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
It becomes a Megadeth song
It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
Unless you are ready to handle the reaper cushions.
...it’s a matter of wife or death.
Manslaughter
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.
Especially mice.
"Ma'am you son dried "
Thank god I was in the living room when he came
Because they laugh heartily.
DEAD YET ?
After we got there, I realized I forgot those things you’re supposed to sit on. There were reaper cushions.
« What is the best death according to you ?
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I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.
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Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?
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Like my grandfather’s friends.
-Why ? How did they die ?
-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep. »
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
My Korea is over
It was a bombshell
"in vivo lost vagus"
...unless you're sure you can handle the Reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions
