Last Halloween a girl dressed as the grim reaper came to my door with messy hair and asked me politely to fix it.

That night, I had a brush with death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeWhenThe-ItsWhen
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Never challenge the grim reaper to a pillow fight....

Unless you’re ready for the reaper cushions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skrimps1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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The grim reaper was at a spa getting hair removal.

It was a Nair death experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Which weapon does the Grim Reaper use in the winter?

An ice sickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper

Dicing with death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I am going to open a paint studio with the Grim Reaper.

I am going to call it Brush With Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?

Curl up and dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelifesponge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.

He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Why does the Grim Reaper go on so many dates?

He’s deathperate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logoman4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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So I hear the Grim Reaper is going into Standup Comedy

Apparently he kills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MageKorith
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Where will you always be safe from the grim reaper?

The living room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the grim reaper have an eyeball phobia?

Because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theboopaloop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I tried to bargain with the grim reaper but he couldn't hear me

Apparently he's death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alt_Alpha9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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The Grim Reaper went to collect a soul. Upon arriving he says to the unfortunate man: "Your time has come, prepare to leave the land of the living and follow me to the gates of heaven. Now come and don't hesitate, for I am unforgiving. Or else you will wander in the shadow realm for eternity!

Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"

"Yes you are"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sint__Maarten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Why does the Grim Reaper ignore the screaming of his victims?

He's Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faetterjens
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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A Trick or Treater dressed like the Grim Reaper knocked on my door...

I asked him "Who are you meant to be?"

He said "I'm a little Death"

So I shouted "WHO ARE YOU MEANT TO BE?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplendidPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What do you call the Grim Reaper's Father's favorite evil chair?

Death's Pa's Seat O' Doom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyCoolCelt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you call it when the Grim Reaper cleans his teeth?

A brush with death

(As told to my son and I by my husband this morning)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annabat22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What is the Grim Reaper's favorite band?

Sickleback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdauriemma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? (X-Jokes)

To get some soles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZedSC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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First one he's cracked in years! "The grim reaper came for me last night...

I fought him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnthewerehog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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I had a dream last night I was cutting carrots with the grim reaper...

I was dicing with death πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CPike90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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The grim reaper came for me last night But I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner

Talk about Dyson with death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/another_usernamee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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