A list of puns related to "Departed"
Perhaps she'll be able to tell me herself at the funeral
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
I replied, "Depends."
They had to denominator.
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
"Hey, I know you!"
UNEEDCHEF
However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.
LED Zeppelin.
They're both preparing for Christmas ... in September.
if he'd lettuce
The Departed
Staff infections.
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
When you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
The bar got shut down by the health department.
>!They had coroner-virus.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
Eye-T
IT supports your most important assets.
...they were asking people to write a couple of their favorite smells on a scrap of paper and put it in a box.
I didn't really have a strong opinion, but I did put my two scents in.
They make a lot of money.
They're all lyes!
Itβs called Jay-Z Penny
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
It made a good ad visor.
"It's great that they have clothes for both expecting parents"
https://i.imgur.com/n9YPBrD.jpg
The Count Room
Apparently heβs a con artist.
I guess she isnβt into the kinky stuff.
He's pentagone
A casual tea
Czechs and balances.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?
He was outstanding in his field.
A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
As a detergent against future grime.
My Stepdaughter says: "This place is lit!"
So proud.
He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed.
"No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.
"No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
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