A list of puns related to "Departed"
Perhaps she'll be able to tell me herself at the funeral
Unfortunately, there were many casual tees.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
...Two Testis.
The fourth couldnβt afford to because she was Po.
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Prose and Cons
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
I replied, "Depends."
They had to denominator.
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.
LED Zeppelin.
UNEEDCHEF
They're both preparing for Christmas ... in September.
The clams department
if he'd lettuce
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
Staff infections.
When you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
>!They had coroner-virus.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
The Departed
Eye-T
They make a lot of money.
IT supports your most important assets.
So I called the fire department, man.
...they were asking people to write a couple of their favorite smells on a scrap of paper and put it in a box.
I didn't really have a strong opinion, but I did put my two scents in.
They're all lyes!
Itβs called Jay-Z Penny
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
It made a good ad visor.
The bar got shut down by the health department.
"It's great that they have clothes for both expecting parents"
https://i.imgur.com/n9YPBrD.jpg
The Count Room
Apparently heβs a con artist.
He's pentagone
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