Perhaps she'll be able to tell me herself at the funeral
Bern
Unfortunately, there were many casual tees.
...Two Testis.
The fourth couldn’t afford to because she was Po.
Prose and Cons
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
I replied, "Depends."
They had to denominator.
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
LED Zeppelin.
UNEEDCHEF
if he'd lettuce
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
Staff infections.
When you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
The clams department
>!They had coroner-virus.
They make a lot of money.
IT supports your most important assets.
...they were asking people to write a couple of their favorite smells on a scrap of paper and put it in a box.
I didn't really have a strong opinion, but I did put my two scents in.
They're all lyes!
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
It made a good ad visor.
"It's great that they have clothes for both expecting parents"
https://i.imgur.com/n9YPBrD.jpg
The Count Room
Apparently he’s a con artist.
So I called the fire department, man.
I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
As a detergent against future grime.
He was outstanding in his field.
She's most likely used to Jean Louis
Because it's the gyro Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Me (Tech Support): Did you laugh?
The bar got shut down by the health department.
"So, this is where you do your sole searching."
On one of our pallettes was a 12" sub that was meant for the car electronics department.
I look to my co-workers and say "Maybe we should refrigerate it.".
Hollandaise Sauce!
