Leonardo Dicaprio Puns

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

Because it was made by NoLAN

He had a dream job.

"Tight tan, Nick."

Superfight is a tabletop game where you make a character with random attributes from the selection of cards dealt to yourself. You will need to justify how your character and their attributes can beat your opponent's character.

We were playing this through Tabletop Simulator and I played a character card titled "Leonardo".

Gf: Dicaprio or Da Vinci

Me: No, DaTurtle

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, “I’ll direct!”

Leonardo DiCaprio said, “I’ll produce!”

Matthew McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio says, “I’ll produce.”

McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

Clooney: “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio: “I’ll act.”

McConaughey: “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”