I want a job just like in Inception.

It's my dream job.

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Why couldn't Leonardo DiCaprio browse the internet while doing Inception ?

Because it was made by NoLAN

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👤︎ u/MontagoDK
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Dad Joke Inception

While celebrating the birth of his newborn, a son is drinking with his father. The father turns to the son with a gift. "Here son, it is your time to have this" says the father as he hands across a book title '1001 Dad Jokes' "Wow, I don't know what to say" states the son "I am honoured" "Hi honoured, I'm dad"

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I came up with this one after watching Inception.
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👤︎ u/mardfet
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
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Dad-joke inception

My dad fishing with his father, my grandfather.

Grandfather: Looks like the sun is coming out

Dad: I've been here the whole time dad!

Grandfather: No, the bright one.

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My Yik Yak feed delivers

http://i.imgur.com/LT5FoFE.png

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Here's a story with a nice twist

https://preview.redd.it/lwkkovmrkz211.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=11dd11e7fdba807baadf681ca799f86be910fa66

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This is getting silly, but help me remember the name of the movie with Ellen Page where she got pregnant in high school...

...it had a certain Juno se qua

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👤︎ u/frinxo
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What's the difference between Bollywood and Hollywood?

Only the first letter

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I want to be like Leonardo DiCaprio from Inception.

He had a dream job.

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I want to be like Leonardo Decaprio from Inception.

He had a dream job!

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