My mom says my dad was of Persian origin.

Ee-ran away when I was a child.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Callmecarson origins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fieldsofglory-MP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Historians have traced the origins of flatulence jokes to ancient egypt

It turns out they all have a toot in common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DargeBaVarder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...

It was all COVID up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msboogers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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The origin of the word β€œocean”

An old Irishman and his wife were walking along the seashore. He pointed out to the waves and said, β€œMolly, do you know why it’s called the β€˜sea?’ Because when you’re out in the middle of it, it’s the only thing you can see!”

And Molly sighed, rolled her eyes, and said, β€œOh, Sean...”

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Elon Musk just completed his SpaceX warp drive, and Blue Origin can't compete.

He's light-years ahead of the competition now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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The real origin of the sauce called Worcestershire

While it's true it was invented by a restaurant owner in Worcestershire, he couldn't come up with a catchy name. Serving it to a customer, the owner asked them how they liked their dinner. The customer replied, "It was delicious! What's this here sauce?"

Personal note: this is an authentic dad joke from my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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(X-post) I wanted to find the origin of a Snickerdoodle.

I searched online but the website I went on said I had to accept its cookie policy first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.

He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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On the origin of species...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmatin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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I think the debate of Nikola Tesla's origin is currently alternating.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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The true origin of Peter Parker's spider sense

With great power comes great response ability

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Batman: Arkham Origins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAGoMAN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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I asked my dad about the origin of Western Philosophy...

He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowlbert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Girlfriend was playing Dragon Age: Origins

Her: "Zevran, you're next few levels are going to Constitution..."

Me: "He needs a Bill of Rights."

Bonus: "How many amendments are you going to give him?"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I'm guessing Costco is the origin of many dadjokes

My wife just received this email from her dad.

http://imgur.com/UA3kgN1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezusGhoti
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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The origins of fatherless children lies in fish.

They are bass turds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kignak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2015
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Dad Jokes Origins: The first of many to come imgur.com/YAaaKeM
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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