I decided to check the ancestry of my retriever dog

I'm waiting on the lab results!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/telxonhacker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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My date asked me my ancestry. I said I’m Welsh and Hungarian.

So I’m well hung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I was using ancestry.com and I found out that my great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now I can’t even look myself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Osama bin laden took a ancestry test and found out he was 78% middle eastern 8% chololate and 14% coconut

It was due to the bounty on his head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodogg14
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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[Meta] the ancestry of this sub

these are all real. Some are made by me, some are not (ones with an "*" are mine.).

/r/NoPuns is a sub where posting puns will get you a ban.
/r/NoNoPuns is a sub for people banned from /r/NoPuns.
/r/NoNoNoPuns is a sub for people who weren't. *
/r/NoNoNoNoPuns is a sub where puns are mandatory.
/r/NoNoNoNoNoPuns is a sub where requiring puns is banned. *

A good pun is like a good cake: it has many layers. Subreddits are the same.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronedSandwich
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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I thought my veterinarian studied canine ancestry. I was wrong.

The AKC deems that a different sort of pet-degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexJWhite86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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I met Kermit the frog and asked him about his ancestry.

He said he was a tadpolish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/screenwblues
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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What's the redneck version of tinder?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnew001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What plant grows with your family?

Your ancestry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnsnprwldwsl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Dads working together.

I work with another dad, and all day we trade off dad jokes cracking each other up. This one is from yesterday

Paul (the other dad) was asking about a new fixture we had at work. it was explained it was a highly sensitive camera used to test the polarity of magnets. I then came around the corner and Paul wanted to tell me about it.

Paul: "This is a new thing from Ancestry.com. I can stand by it and it will tell me what percentage Polish I am"

Me: Wow, although I have a similar thing right inside of me. My stomach can tell me how Hungry I am!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kendred13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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Dad joked my friend today. It was a proud moment for me.

My friend and I were talking about our ancestry a little bit and she mentioned that she was French. So I said, "oh that's cool I didn't know that". She then replies by saying "Oui, I am 1/8 French". Seizing the opportunity I say to her, "Oh, so you have a little oui oui in you then huh?" We laughed for much longer than we should have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AveryW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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