I was using ancestry.com and I found out that my great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now I can’t even look myself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What's the redneck version of tinder?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnew001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Dads working together.

I work with another dad, and all day we trade off dad jokes cracking each other up. This one is from yesterday

Paul (the other dad) was asking about a new fixture we had at work. it was explained it was a highly sensitive camera used to test the polarity of magnets. I then came around the corner and Paul wanted to tell me about it.

Paul: "This is a new thing from Ancestry.com. I can stand by it and it will tell me what percentage Polish I am"

Me: Wow, although I have a similar thing right inside of me. My stomach can tell me how Hungry I am!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kendred13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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