These movies are so derivative.
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οΈ Apr 21 2020
I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. Itβs going to be called Paw Petrol.
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οΈ Jun 13 2020
Shot on iPhone
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
Iβve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I havenβt been able to do more than 20 a day.
I guess thatβs my limit.
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οΈ Apr 15 2020
I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.
Now I want my Nickelback.
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οΈ Mar 27 2020
What's the third derivative of a cow?
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οΈ Mar 24 2020
Calculus Teacher: Itβs not the Uncle Derivative.
Itβs the Auntie Derivative.
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οΈ Dec 22 2019
This is little derivative
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οΈ Nov 18 2018
You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but theyβre an integral part of me.
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οΈ Oct 13 2019
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
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οΈ Nov 27 2019
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
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οΈ Mar 21 2020
A first attempt to make my posts less derivative
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οΈ Oct 23 2018
What's the derivative of Amazon?
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οΈ Jan 13 2018
My friend wanted to try pizza made with goat cheese instead of cow derived.
I didn't think it was a gouda idea.
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οΈ May 07 2019
Never drink and derive.
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οΈ Apr 06 2017
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'...
and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
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οΈ Sep 05 2018
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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οΈ Sep 02 2019
For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...
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οΈ Mar 03 2017
Some people think puns are derivative, my Aunt & I take them pretty series-ously
95% of conversations between me & my aunt turn into pun wars.
Enjoy!
https://i.imgur.com/aGooknb.jpg
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οΈ Aug 30 2017
Why donβt calculus majors party?
Because they can not drink and derive
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
We were learning Derivatives in Calculus, and my teacher said...
"Don't drink and Derive."
(Obviously not my OC.)
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οΈ Feb 14 2017
The word "politics" is derived from the word 'poly', meaning "many", and the word 'ticks', meaning "blood sucking parasites". (Larry Hardiman)
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οΈ Dec 14 2014
Cowculus
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οΈ Jul 01 2018
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you donβt sit between identical twins.
Because itβs hard to differentiate between them.
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οΈ Dec 27 2018
Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)
Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s)
Newton: Really? Seems derivative.
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οΈ May 12 2020
Why can't math majors party?
Because they can't drink and derive
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οΈ Feb 03 2020
There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.
I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
Math puns getting out of hand
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οΈ Jul 13 2018
What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?
Ramen
(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)
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οΈ Feb 09 2020
Whatβs a mathematicianβs favourite sitcom?
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οΈ Dec 12 2017
What language does Jello speak?
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οΈ Jan 08 2017
A math teacher was almost late to his class.
He had to derive pretty fast.
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οΈ Nov 10 2018
Why was the mathematician arrested after a night out?
He was caught drinking and deriving.
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οΈ Dec 17 2016
What do mathematicians do in their cars?
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οΈ Mar 06 2018
Practice safe calculations
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οΈ Apr 24 2019
First day of calculus summer session today...
(Right before I leave)
Mom:Be safe driving over there
Me: Ok, Mom
Dad: Be safe deriving over there
Me: Goddamnit
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οΈ Jun 17 2014
They said Calculus would be integral to my education
but I found it a little derivative
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οΈ Jun 26 2018
Hear about the mathematician who was arrested after consuming alcohol?
He was charged with drunk deriving.
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οΈ Apr 07 2018
You know, why don't they enlist babies in the military?
I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.
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οΈ Mar 02 2017
I should stop leaving my calculus book at the bar.
I've been told its wrong to drink and derive.
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οΈ Jun 30 2013
What do you get when you take the derivative of Amazon?
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οΈ Apr 27 2017
Calculus:
An integral part of mathematics
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οΈ Aug 14 2016
Calculus...
It's an integral part of a mathematics education.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ May 20 2013
Why don't mathematicians drink.
They can't drink and derive.
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οΈ Jan 19 2017
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