These movies are so derivative.
I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
I’ve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I haven’t been able to do more than 20 a day.
I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.
Now I want my Nickelback.
What's the third derivative of a cow?
Calculus Teacher: It’s not the Uncle Derivative.
It’s the Auntie Derivative.
This is little derivative
You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but they’re an integral part of me.
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
A first attempt to make my posts less derivative
What's the derivative of Amazon?
My friend wanted to try pizza made with goat cheese instead of cow derived.
I didn't think it was a gouda idea.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'...
and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...
Some people think puns are derivative, my Aunt & I take them pretty series-ously
95% of conversations between me & my aunt turn into pun wars.
Why don’t calculus majors party?
Because they can not drink and derive
We were learning Derivatives in Calculus, and my teacher said...
"Don't drink and Derive."
(Obviously not my OC.)
The word "politics" is derived from the word 'poly', meaning "many", and the word 'ticks', meaning "blood sucking parasites". (Larry Hardiman)
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)
Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s)
Newton: Really? Seems derivative.
Why can't math majors party?
Because they can't drink and derive
There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.
I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.
Math puns getting out of hand
What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?
(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)
What’s a mathematician’s favourite sitcom?
What language does Jello speak?
A math teacher was almost late to his class.
He had to derive pretty fast.
Why was the mathematician arrested after a night out?
He was caught drinking and deriving.
What do mathematicians do in their cars?
Practice safe calculations
First day of calculus summer session today...
(Right before I leave)
Mom:Be safe driving over there
Me: Ok, Mom
Dad: Be safe deriving over there
They said Calculus would be integral to my education
but I found it a little derivative
Hear about the mathematician who was arrested after consuming alcohol?
He was charged with drunk deriving.
You know, why don't they enlist babies in the military?
I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.
I should stop leaving my calculus book at the bar.
I've been told its wrong to drink and derive.
What do you get when you take the derivative of Amazon?
An integral part of mathematics
It's an integral part of a mathematics education.
Why don't mathematicians drink.
They can't drink and derive.