It wasn't what he had in mind
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Lord of the Wrings.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I’m smelting!!
I have a Bee Tech degree.
Because it was just ground this morning
I guess I'll have to find an alternative to ethanol as a solvent for my capsaicin extractions.
He used to be the Drill Instructor... And specialised in extractions.
We haven't been able to extract the problem yet, but there will be a press conference shortly
I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB
Had my dog in for a tooth extraction and when the vet was looking over the chart I told her it was one of his canines.
"No, it's a molar"
Frustrating when nobody recognizes great humour.
Proud of my wife. She went to the dentist to get a filling that had fallen out replaced, ended up having a root canal extraction. When she got home she warned me "dont mess with me, I'm rootless!" One of us!
Where I work, we have a honeybee hive and sell the honey in our market.
A pair of beekeepers were in the other day to extract some combs and before they left, they asked us (my Hispanic coworkers and myself) if we wanted to see them.
Both of my coworkers exclaimed, "Si, si!" and I promptly chimed in, "No, they aren't c's - they're bees!"
Audibly groans were had, I am ready for fatherhood.
Went into the dentist for tooth pain, was told they are going to extract my upper wisdom teeth. The receptionist scheduled me two weeks from now at 2:30.
"Huh, that's funny."
"What's funny?"
"My appointment. It's tooth hurty."
Groaning and laughter ensued.
Surrounded by his family.
Trying to extract some final wisdoms from him and keep him company in his final days, his son asks "What's the part of your life that sticks out to you most Dad?"
He responds "I can perfectly remember my youth. Those summer days fifty years ago seem in my mind to be as clear and perfect as this moment now."
His son exclaims "Wow, fifty years! Your memory was always so impressive, even in your old age pop"
"But of course" his dad says back, "hindsight is 2020"
I was born normally, but my little sister had to be born via C section, and whenever my dad talks about this he looks at me and said that I was born right, and then turns to my little sister and says "but you were extracted, like a tumor." Every time.
