Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

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📅︎ May 16 2020
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Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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My Dad should be the king of this subreddit:

I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB

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👤︎ u/noguarde
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Got the vet the other day

Had my dog in for a tooth extraction and when the vet was looking over the chart I told her it was one of his canines.

"No, it's a molar"

Frustrating when nobody recognizes great humour.

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📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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Got the Girl at the Dentist this Morning

Went into the dentist for tooth pain, was told they are going to extract my upper wisdom teeth. The receptionist scheduled me two weeks from now at 2:30.

"Huh, that's funny."
"What's funny?"
"My appointment. It's tooth hurty."

Groaning and laughter ensued.

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👤︎ u/spoonman33
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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