Shark has a Rott-ing tooth
I chipped my tooth on a stale French loaf.
I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
I made your appointment to the dentist
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
There is only one other pun better than this one....
A man's farts once began sounding like the word "honda."
US Doctors were no help for the man.
Finally a Japanese Doctor took his case & sent for the man to come to Japan.
The man flew to Japan and after a short examination the Doctor said to him, "you have abscess tooth."
"An abscess tooth?" the man asked.
"Yes," replied the doctor "abscess make the fart go Honda."
What do you call a dentists defining moment?
I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
What did the judge say to the dentist?
DO you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
I had a tooth ache.
I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
dog tooth fairy pun
I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
The tooth fairy teaches children that...
they can sell body parts for money.
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?
I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
What's another name for dental Xrays ?
What time do you make a dentist appointment?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth
Sometimes the tooth hurts... [OC]
How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence?
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
I just booked my dental appointment.
I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.
I asked my dad “What time is my dentist appointment”
What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?
What did the judge say to the molar?
Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
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