What did the judge say to the molar?

Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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save the molar bears
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Molar bear
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Aliens stole one of my molars!

...but I know the tooth is out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/La_Tis
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What's a Molar Bear?

Fighting against Enamel cruelty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sixfootninja
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Molar bear MOLAR BEAR imgur.com/gallery/qoC4L99
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clevernametom
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I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.

It was axedental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astreauxs5
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What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?

A solar bear

Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?

A molar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westsoutheast
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If a grizzly loses all his front teeth...

...he turns into a molar bear.

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What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?

A Molar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
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My 15 year old son had a dentist appointment today...

Wife: can you bring him to the dentist today and stay in the room with him?

Me: why do I have to stay in the room?

Wife: in case the dentist has to tell you something important.

Me: can't I just wait for the report at the end?

Wife: what report? There's no report!

Me: so the molar report is fake news?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoyStidd
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There's a train somewhere that takes people directly to the dentist.

It's called the molar express.

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Have you heard about the Christian Dental Society?

They're a real molars and values crowd

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The dentist

Dentist: what's the problem?

Patient: I think it's my molars.

Dentist: ah ok, let me just push your tongue down. Have you been sad recently?

Patient: no, why?

Dentist: Your tongue's depressed.

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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.


How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone


What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.


Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!


Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.


Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.


How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium


What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe


What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A β€˜gram’ cracker.


What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.


How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a β€œcarbonkneel”


What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.


How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down


Why do chemistry professor like to

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Got the vet the other day

Had my dog in for a tooth extraction and when the vet was looking over the chart I told her it was one of his canines.

"No, it's a molar"

Frustrating when nobody recognizes great humour.

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What type of animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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Scientists discovered a new species of arctic bears, most easily identified by their fastidious teeth-cleaning activities

They're called Molar Bears

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What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?

A molar bear

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