Wisdom Tooth Puns

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I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB

Went into the dentist for tooth pain, was told they are going to extract my upper wisdom teeth. The receptionist scheduled me two weeks from now at 2:30.

"Huh, that's funny."
"What's funny?"
"My appointment. It's tooth hurty."

Groaning and laughter ensued.

My dad and grandma were talking about his wisdom teeth.

Dad: "They've been coming in and it's been starting to hurt pretty bad within the last couple years."

Grandma: "Are you sure it's your wisdom teeth?"

Dad: "Yup, I can promise you it's the tooth and nothing but the tooth."

So my step daughter is recovering from having here wisdom teeth pulled 3 days ago.

She just asked "so how do I brush my teeth"? (Her dentist gave special instructions).

I replied "with a tooth brush".

She flips me off. God I love my kids.