Tooth Fairy Puns

A list of puns related to "Tooth Fairy"

dog tooth fairy pun

I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?

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👤︎ u/Leash15
📅︎ May 31 2020
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The tooth fairy teaches children that...

they can sell body parts for money.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 10 2020
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The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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👤︎ u/Mystil_Rylvayn
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.

Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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👤︎ u/Advnchur
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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My daughter did NOT get a visit from the Tooth Fairy last night.

Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."

Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"

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👤︎ u/RickShaw530
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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What does the tooth fairy sell on Etsy?

Enamel pins!

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👤︎ u/underhandshade
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?

A Hygenie.

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👤︎ u/MrDoctorProfPatrick
📅︎ Apr 23 2015
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Daughter lost a tooth and then lost it before putting it under her pillow

So I told her to cut out a picture of a tooth and put it under her pillow, Turns out the tooth fairy liked her Substi-tooth and gave her 2 dollars

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👤︎ u/Ice_crusher_bucket
📅︎ Jun 18 2017
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too many plays on words for me to handle

while talking to my roommates about the fabulous acting of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I mentioned that time he played the tooth fairy. roommate replies,

"yeah he really rocked that role"

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👤︎ u/eewwee
📅︎ May 22 2014
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