What happens to funny vikings when they die?

They go to Val-haha

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A viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out his window one day

"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code

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Many years ago there was a vicious viking named RΓΌdoff.

RΓΌdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "RΓΌdoff det rΓΈde", meaning "the red".

After years of wars, and regular battles, RΓΌdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.

One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but RΓΌdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars

"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.

He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:

RΓΌdoff The Red knows rain, dear.

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Why did the Viking buy an old boat?

He couldn’t a fjord a new one.

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What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?

Aesir what you did there.

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The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man

... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.

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Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.

They were quite MEADiocre

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Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?

Because of Loki.

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A Viking explorer came home to find his name removed from the town register. When his wife complained, the chief apologized and said,

β€œI must have taken Lief off my census”.

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How do Vikings talk to each other?

Using Norse code

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Recently revived my desire to watch Viking shows.

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

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Vegetarian Viking

Does this belong here? Found in Youtube comments.

https://preview.redd.it/i31aosvjqlf41.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ea62e03ae60f061e3968e1f815fefe301e881bd

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So I asked my Viking friend to write something nice in my autograph book.

But all he could do was rune it.

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Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?

Its so they can scan-de-navien

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Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
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Did you know Vikings had a secrete language?

They called it Norse code

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When I tell my wife about a mean viking who likes water:

Rude Alf the Red knows rain, dear.

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What do you call a Viking prostitute?

A Leif blower.

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When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes

There’s a disturbance in the Norse

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The Viking Tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.

"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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Who succeeded the Vikings?

The Z-kings

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Where did the vikings dogs go after their death ?

Ballhala.

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How did Viking sailors communicate?

Using Norse Code

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What do you call a viking graphic designer?

Rasterix

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Why couldn't the viking clan replace the boat they lost?

They couldn't affjord it.

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Was Henry VI a ViKing?
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How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?

They have Valhallet parking

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How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?

They use a Sven Diagram.

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A Viking named Rudolph the Red

One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, β€œIt’s going to rain.” His wife asked, β€œHow do you know?” He said, β€œBecause Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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A viking by the name of Rudolph the Red was sitting in his home, when he looked out the window.

He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.

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A Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said

β€œIt looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?

He replied β€œRudolph the Red knows rain, dear....

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One Night a Viking named Rudolph the Red told his wife, It’s going to Rain...she asked how he knew...

Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear

(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))

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Why did the viking buy an old boat ?

He couldn't a fjord a new one

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code

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One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"

"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

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How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By using Norse code

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A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!

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How do Vikings send messages ?

With Norse Code!

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Vikings

Are the sixth generation of royalty

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Did you hear about the viking Rudolph the Red?

He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife questioned, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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What do Vikings use to encrypt their messages?

Norse code

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

They used norse code.

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Looking out his window, a viking named Rudolph the Red declared, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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