Vikings Puns

They go to Val-haha

"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."

Norse code

Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".

After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.

One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars

"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.

He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:

Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.

He couldn’t a fjord a new one.

Aesir what you did there.

... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.

They were quite MEADiocre

Because of Loki.

“I must have taken Lief off my census”.

Using Norse code

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

Does this belong here? Found in Youtube comments.

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But all he could do was rune it.

Its so they can scan-de-navien

They called it Norse code

Rude Alf the Red knows rain, dear.

A Leif blower.

There’s a disturbance in the Norse

There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.

"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

The Z-kings

Ballhala.

Using Norse Code

Rasterix

They couldn't affjord it.

Sucks dick like a pro. Doesn't let me cum and wants me to eat her ass.

Suddenly huge bouncer from before barges in and shoves me away with an unrelenting force. Proceed eats out Sky's ass like a boss

Yells "Sky's rim belongs to the nords"

(sorry for long post but friend sent this to me and i have no idea where it goes, could use some help)

They have Valhallet parking

They use a Sven Diagram.

Valhalla Snackbar!

One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Norse code.

“It looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?

He replied “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear....

Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear

(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))

He couldn't a fjord a new one

Norse code

"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

By using Norse code

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!

With Norse Code!

Are the sixth generation of royalty

He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife questioned, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Norse code

They used norse code.

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."