Dentists are reverse tooth fairies, they give you teeth and then take your money
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kt2258
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I made an IRLEaster Egg, and placed it next to my dentist's office :) (the poster says "tooth fairy office")
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGorgonaut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Children's Dentist put "tooth fairy" on their sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caitie0smith
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Dentists and the tooth fairy are polar opposites. Dentists try to keep your teeth inside your mouth and they take your money, while the tooth fairy takes your teeth and gives you money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wpalzmwoskxn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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As a kid, when you lose a tooth you hope the tooth fairy comes to take it away and give you money. As an adult, you pay the dentist to try and put it back in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pierrekidmia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Whenever a dentist takes out a tooth he gets paid twice. Once from you and once from the tooth fairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rexxar27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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In Spanish-speaking countries, the tooth fairy is a mouse (Ratoncito PΓ©rez). This is my dentist office.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZurgTS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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[WP] When you turn your wisdom teeth in to the Tooth Fairy, you receive the Book of Wisdom. Except the Dentist always keeps people’s wisdom teeth. There is a global conspiracy that dentists worldwide hoard wisdom teeth to acquire and sell the Books of Wisdom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarroborray
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Friend is a dentist and her patient needed a note for the tooth fairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/otbjacko
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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[WP] The real rison why dentists are so expensive? They have to learn magic to combat tooth fairies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiteCraft
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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SLPT: Dress up as the tooth fairy and sneak into unsuspecting children's rooms and steal their teeth for your own personal use to dodge unnecessary dentist bills.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarbagecanJones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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The Dentist Down The Lane and the Tooth Fairy youtu.be/GQ2fE6ZuUuk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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The dentist had to take my 5 year old daughters tooth and this is the note she left for the tooth fairy. β€œDear tooth fairy you can get my tooth now. Take good care of it”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsisney
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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This dentist office in Chicago has a man cleaning giant teeth and a tooth fairy flying by.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/martymcflizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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As kids, the tooth fairy pays us when our teeth fall out. As adults, we pay the tooth fairy (dentist) so our teeth WON'T fall out
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Who do you suppose lives here, the Tooth Fairy or a Dentist reddit.com/gallery/iiwfnb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/discoduck007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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[WP]Your dentist is the most gorgeous tooth fairy you had ever seen. Too bad every time you see them you can’t get a word in edge-wise without them poking and prodding your teeth. You have half a mind to eat as many sweets to get cavities until you can work up the courage to ask them on a date.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ainosuke
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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This tiny door on my dentist room for the "Ratoncito PΓ©rez", a little mouse which in Spain would take the role of the tooth fairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reilik111
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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An Evil Tooth Fairy Dentist Took All My Teeth, But I'm Going To Get Them Back

How It Started

β€œYour teeth…. they’re all gone.”

Those words hit me harder than anything ever had.

That disgusting creatureβ€”perhaps even the tooth fairyβ€”had taken every last one while I sat passed out from the drugs. What the hell was I supposed to do now?

β€œDentures,” the Dr. said, as if reading my mind.

β€œDentures are going to be the best option for-”

NO!

I didn’t say the word (as I was unable to), but a shake of my head and the look in my eyes told them all they needed to know. I wasn’t wearing any dentures. I was going to get my own fucking teeth back!

I gestured for a pad of paper, my mother taking a moment or two to understand. After she did, I was handed the paper as well as a black-inked pen. I wrote quickly. I wrote furiously.

I WANT MY TEETH BACK.

β€œHoney, I’m afraid that’s just not possible. The building has no record of any Dr. Willie, and even if someone were to find him-”

I slammed the pad of paper down and stared off through the rainy window. Watching the cars speed by on the street below, tears began to come easilyβ€”just fourteen years old and something precious had already been taken away. They offered me a mirror; I couldn’t bear to look.

That night when we arrived home, I was given a warm bowl of soupβ€”the worst soup of my life I might add. I wasn’t able to chew even the smallest vegetable, and survived that night on warm chicken broth and gatorade. My mom kept insisting I settle on dentures, but I had something else planned.

Before I go on, you have to understand something. I was terrified of seeing that creature again, but after I awoke from the trauma… there was another feeling as well.

Hatred.

I hated the thing that had done this to me. I hated that he had taken something so precious. And most of all, I hated that he had done this to so many children before.

Somehow I knew what to do. After my mom and dad went to sleep, I was going to sneak out of the house and head back to the scene of the crime. Something told me that the creature that had tormented me would be thereβ€”waiting.

But I had a surprise for him this timeβ€”or so I thought.

Checking my parent’s room, I quietly headed back to my own bedroom and climbed down the the gutter drain. I jumped the last few feet down onto the driveway, and began to jog down the center of the empty street towards the tall building.

Though my parents had been under the impress

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LighthouseHorror
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Went to the dentist because I thought I lost a filling - turns out my tooth broke in half. Had to get the whole tooth pulled and have to pay 1500-3000€ to get a replacement. Happy new year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unlust
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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My son lost a tooth last night so I went on a tooth fairy joke rampage. Tell me your favorite, enjoy, and like any dad joke please overuse them until your kids are annoyed.

Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie? Jaws

What kind of animal does a tooth fairy have? A canine

Where does the tooth fairy get her magic? Its just incisor

What a Tooth fairys favorite animal? A Molar bear

What's a tooth fairys favorite element? Tungsten

Whats a Tooth fairys favorite fairy tale? Tonsil and gretle

Whats a tooth fairys favorite dance? The floss

How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it

Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments? She finds them obtooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patient_zero84
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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My dentist clinic's got a little door for El Ratoncito PΓ©rez, a little mouse who's the Spanish equivalent of the Tooth Fairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ohmilanta798
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Had she been a dentist, we could have called her a Tooth Fairy. (P.S. she was actually cute)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tower5544
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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The home of the Mouse Smith (latin Fairy tooth) at the pediatric Consult of a dentist clinic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pablo5280
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Tiger gets tooth pulled out and then attacks the dentist v.redd.it/05wahg52amy71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuck_shed_lord_69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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Got a date with the tooth fairy tonight, and with the dentist in the morning! imgur.com/0l8oT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmac1827
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2011
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In Spanish-speaking countries, the tooth fairy is a mouse (Ratoncito PΓ©rez). This is my dentist office.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ariban900
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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This dentist’s office has a door for the Spanish Tooth Fairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethrael237
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I made my 4yo a tooth fairy, the dentist said it won't be long until she loses her first tooth! imgur.com/a/CWWI8gh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvodenh
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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If my teeth are worth 500 dollars to the dentist, why'd the Tooth Fairy only give me 2?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatGrylls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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I know the schedule is probably locked tight but a great companion to the Dentist Kill Counts would be a Kill Count on Darkness Falls which is about a killer tooth fairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bleepbloopbotz2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Dental devourer, the tooth collector and dentist's bane!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASlimePsycho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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While still loopy told the dentist I wanted to keep my wisdom teeth because β€œthe tooth fairy owes me money”
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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My home town had a trick or treating event tonight, this is my dentist as the tooth fairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/haydawg8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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My dentist laughed when he pulled out my tooth and said 'It's a boy!'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddycatcat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2021
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Dentists are Reverse-Tooth Fairies, they take money and fix teeth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyGod
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Dentists are like the opposites of tooth fairies. They take out your teeth and take your money
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrollBois
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Dentist are evil tooth fairies who take your teeth and money
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πŸ‘€︎ u/large-buttery-ham
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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A dentist is a reverse tooth fairy, who takes your money and then breaks your tooth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doc_two_thirty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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All gay dentists are tooth fairies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRHess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Dentists are tooth fairies but you pay them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zoltarr777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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The tooth fairy is the opposite of a dentist

The tooth fairy gets a tooth in exchange for money, while dentists fix teeth for money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astara777
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