Perfect for the kids - what do you call a bear with no teeth?!
Does a train have teeth?
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
What do you call a man with great teeth?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
What do you call a Wookie with stained teeth?
What do an unfortunate event and your teeth have in common?
Nothing, it's acci-dental
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....
I once glued a set of false teeth onto a boomerang...
... that came back to bite me.
I got very sensitive teeth.
They'll be really upset that I told you.
My son said his teeth are falling out.
I wonder what they're arguing about.
What do Italians brush their teeth with?
What flavour is the toothpaste in jail?
My dentist removed my teeth
That was very demolarising
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
My 4 year old son’s first dad joke
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
I’m sure someone else invented it but I couldn’t be prouder.
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?
My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"
Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".
My sister asked "When do my wisdom teeth come in?"
"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.
As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."
Crooked teeth are criminal
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out
A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.
However it was acci-dental.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
What's the best kitchen utensil for fixing a Bluetooth speaker?
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
What do you call a bear with no teeth
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
(Courtesy of my brother)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What is red and bad for your teeth?
I've got very sensitive teeth.
They'll probably be very upset I told you.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
What is red and bad for the teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What's a bear with no Teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Some people have 32 teeth. Some have 6
What do you call a bear without teeth?
What is red and bad for your teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
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