I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.
A quote from my dad: “so you’re going to the doctors... but that’s actually the perfect time to go to the dentist... 2:30.... because tooth hurty *poses* dad jokes!”
Word for word what he said because he just said it a moment ago
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
I had a tooth ache.
I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
dog tooth fairy pun
I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
The tooth fairy teaches children that...
they can sell body parts for money.
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
I just booked my dental appointment.
I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.
I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
What do you call dental X-rays?
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence?
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth
How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
Sometimes the tooth hurts... [OC]
What does a dentist call a picture?
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?
I literally have a dentist appointment at...
My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?
What time did dad go to the dentist?
"What time did the man go to the dentist?"
What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
What time do you go to the dentist?
When is it time to see the dentist?
I have an appointment with the dentist at
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