What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
I had a tooth ache.
I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
dog tooth fairy pun
I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
The tooth fairy teaches children that...
they can sell body parts for money.
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth
How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
Sometimes the tooth hurts... [OC]
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?
(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
As I was haphazardly putting up some shelving, it fell on me and chipped my tooth.
Now I'm annoyed at my shelf.
It's unfortunate that the cop lost his tooth on job
But it's a huge responsibility & someone had to bite the bullet.
They grow up so fast. My son lost his first tooth Saturday night.
He got in a fight with the bouncer at a club.
My girlfriend has been complaining about her tooth hurting...
I told her it's all in her head.
I'm having a tooth removed today.
I need this like I need another hole in my head.
What do you call an aching tooth?
My daughter did NOT get a visit from the Tooth Fairy last night.
Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."
Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"
What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth
He said it was accidental
If your dentist pulls out the wrong tooth
Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
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