Perfect for the kids - what do you call a bear with no teeth?!
What is red and bad for the teeth?
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?
A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.
However it was acci-dental.
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?
What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
My mother's mother lost her false teeth at the retirement home. We searched the place everywhere but couldn't find them.
We looked in every nook and granny!
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?
You know the what's brown and sticky. Well what's black and bad for your teeth?
How did the lumberjack lose all his teeth?
Axe-identally
edit: I don’t know how jokes work
Where does Obama get his teeth cleaned? The prese-dental place #michaelporiginal
The best time to brush your teeth
Why did the rapper get gold teeth?
He wanted to put his money where his mouth is
Mothers around the country keep sinking their teeth into Limp Bizkit’s frontman
Another mom bites the Durst.
What do you use to measure the sharpness of a vampires teeth?
Hey dad what's the first thing a monster eats after getting his teeth checked?
The gaming world made kid's teeth healthy
Sets of teeth are all essentially the same
Once you've seen one, you've seenamel
My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time
He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.
What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?
I went to the dentist yesterday because I had hair growing around my teeth.
He went through it with a fine-tooth comb.
I went to my dentist the other day and he told me I had 70’s teeth.
Dentist: “They’re groOoOoOvy”
What do you call it when the Grim Reaper cleans his teeth?
A brush with death
(As told to my son and I by my husband this morning)
My wife knows I can't directly drink from the cup due to my sensitive teeth, so when she presented our drinks, I look in her cup.
What do my teeth and the stars have in common?
They both come out at night.
I got a call in the middle of the night, and when I answered, the person on the other end of the line’s teeth were chattering...
Turns out it was a cold caller!
If a mute man indicates he wants to buy a toothbrush he makes a brushing motion on his teeth to the cashier. If so, then what does a blind man do to indicate that he wants a toothbrush?
Which jungle cat has the best teeth?
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?
What do you call the soft tissue lining the area between a sharks teeth?
What was the first thing the monster ate after getting his teeth cleaned?
What's the first thing a monster eats after he gets teeth cleaned?
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