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Block 1
- Absence of germinal centers in lymph nodes
- Pons
- Area labeled D (Spinothalamic tract, right)
- It increases plasma concentrations of other PIs also metabolized by cytochrome P450
- External anal sphincter
- Area labeled B
- Neck of the fibula
- Extracellular osmolality: increased, Extracellular volume: increased, Intracellular osmolality: increased, Intracellular volume: decreased
- Fractional excretion of sodium greater than 2%
- Bacterial pneumonia
- Epinephrine
- Inhibition of prostaglandin synthesis
- Triglyceride
- Prevalence: above the standard; Incidence: above the standard
- Ablation of the atrioventricular node
- Heart rate
- Metastatic breast cancer
- Osteogenesis imperfecta, type I
- Because irradiated food is not radioactive, you will not be exposed to ionizing radiation by consuming it.
- Heparin-induced thrombocytopenia
- Calcitriol: decreased, Parathyroid hormone: increased, Inorganic phosphorus: decreased;
- Accompany the resident while the resident obtains signed consent
- Hypoglycemia
- 1/150
- Pelvic splanchnics
- Subacromial bursitis
- Yolk sac
- Retroperitoneal fibrosis
- Inspiratory pause on right upper quadrant palpation
- Area labeled H
- Magnesium ammonium phosphate
- She expresses clear and consistent values
- B-Myosin
- Cross-sectional study
- Hepatitis B
- Perforated peptic ulcer
- Fibromuscular dysplasia
- Serum sickness
- Area labeled C, Cranial nerve 8: vestibulocochlear
- Immune destruction of platelets
- Arachidonic acid
- Medial (internal) rotation
- Erythropoietin
- Meningococcal meningitis
- Area labeled B (PCT)
- Labile cells
- Leukocyte alkaline phosphatase activity greater than 250 U/L
- Galactose-1-phosphate uridyltransferase
- Amplification
- Spironolactone
Block 2
- Multifactorial
- Liver - A 21-year-old man
- Ipratropium
- Coxiella burnetii
- I
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Phil
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
You look for the fresh prints!
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Oops, wrong sub.
Attire
