OPun (Open source Puns) database from my site released
Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.
I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).
Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun
In today’s inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.
The lady didn’t like her lover’s many hang ups.
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
Me: Someone told me that there’s a fruit that’s an excellent source of potassium.
Her: That’s bananas.
Me: Yeah, I was shocked too.
Top ten sources of static electricity...
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Coughy filter (source: PunHub)
A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?
By their current location.
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
Without a tallow source, I improvised quickly after remembering my grandma's recipe...
Unofficial sources say....
.....that the corona virus struck because of a dyslexic order for rabbit.
Source: Meme Templates and Components (Facebook)
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
So funny, Source- Facebook/Meme-Baaz
So punny [not sure source][i did not make this]
What is a fish's primary entertainment source?
What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle.
I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.
Aladdin banned from flying carpet racing! Sources say…
…for use of performance enhancing rugs…
When writing an essay, make sure to 'sit' your sources...
...or you'll get charged with pla-chair-ism
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
If a country’s main source of income is through horse sales...
...does that mean it has a stable economy.
Asked my friend help for a crossword. (Joke source in comments)
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
This post seems fishy... (source: r/jokes)
This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
Never try to find a source!
You're gonna get arrested for sorcery.
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
My boyfriend revealed the source of his recent dad joke spree he's been telling me all week...
The show "Dirty Jobs" is a great source for learning about the economy
Especially when it delves into the MikeRowe-economics.
I turned my friend into a water source.
He didn’t take it very well.
I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.
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