How many germs are there in Germany ?

Many.

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How Did Louis Pasteur Know You Can Get Sick From Germs in the Mississippi?

He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.

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👤︎ u/adhoc42
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What country is the easiest to get an infection from the germs?

Germ many

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👤︎ u/hokieokie
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
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👤︎ u/TickleLife
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Kills 99% of germs, the rest 1% cause bad puns.
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👤︎ u/MShafiS
📅︎ May 18 2020
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What kind of insect can kill germs?

A disinfect-ant.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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Sending germs to the underground
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👤︎ u/Mr-Neptune
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.

I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.

https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc

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Want to hear a joke about a germ?

Nevermind... I don't want to spread it.

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👤︎ u/degrudv
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...

The whole mission must be scrubbed.

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I'd tell you that joke about the germ

But I don't want it to spread around

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📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I really hate germs....

They make me sick.

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How do you call a group of Germs?

"Germany"

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👤︎ u/xNeron
📅︎ Nov 19 2015
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What do you call the German man that fell into a tub of disinfectant?

Hans-anitizer

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Where in Europe are you most likely to get sick?

GERM-any

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👤︎ u/pikindaguy
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why did Hitler love hand sanitizer?

Because he was not a Germ man. He was Austrian.

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📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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I saw an ice cream holder made of polymerized siloxanes at the store today

But I thought "that's just a silly cone"

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👤︎ u/elDalvini
📅︎ May 03 2020
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I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.

And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.

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Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...

They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.

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👤︎ u/Jessmacdee
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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What do you call a German virus?

A germ.

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👤︎ u/Guval25
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Where to viruses come from?

Germ-any

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Guess who's comin' to town, guys?! imgur.com/cAhkB4S
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Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?

It was full of Germs

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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I'm extremely interested in researching antibiotics and their effect upon diseases...

I guess you'd say I'm cure-ious.

Thanks ladies and germs! Tip your servers!

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You know what makes me sick nd tired?

Germs and lack of sleep.

(Please shoot me after you read this!)

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👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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Antibacterial soap is more powerful than Thanos

Because Thanos can only kill 50% of all germs while antibacterial soap can kill 99.9% of germs

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📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What is a person who has a virus in Germany?

A germ-man

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Which nationality are clean freaks most afraid of?

Germ mans

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When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?

The supportive friend: "U-K?"

The advice friend: thinland

The personal trainer: Core-ia

And the health specialist: Germ-any.

Feel free to add more.

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👤︎ u/blackcat74
📅︎ May 13 2017
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Why are superbugs so efficient against antibiotics?

It's due to Germ-an engineering

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👤︎ u/lokae0
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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My grandpa pulled this one on me last week

Me(to my 5 year old cousin): "time to wash your hands for dinner"

Cousin:"why?"

Me:"to get rid of the germs"

Cousin:"where do the germs come from?"

My grandpa (from the other room):"it mustve come from Germany!"

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Got me twice in 10 seconds...

My dad keeps some hand sanitizer on-hand next to him in his car. As my dad was driving, I saw that there was a bit of hand sanitizer that had spilled onto his cup holder.

Me: Hey dad, did you spill purell?

Dad: P-U-R-E-L-L.

Me: What?

Dad: You asked me if I spelled purell, but I didn't so now I did!

Me: groans Okay Dad, did you spill purell?? [Emphasized pronunciation of word]

Dad No I didn't spill purell... because that's germ-x.

Me: groaning intensifies

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👤︎ u/JIKAN_DESU
📅︎ Mar 15 2015
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At the doctors office when suddenly...

Do germs come from Germany?

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👤︎ u/Alexlam24
📅︎ Nov 18 2014
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