German Football Puns

A list of puns related to "German Football"

I had an argument with a German football player in a pub. I was about to insult him on a touchy matter, but i restrained myself.....

As i walked back home, i realised that was a Klose call. It would have been at all time Löw for me if I hadn't restrained myself.

Edit: Americans will have this to translate to American

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👤︎ u/AhmadRK
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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observation on a german footballer

If Schürrle was a player instead of a player he'd be André "don't call me" Schürrle.

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👤︎ u/SpaceDetective
📅︎ Jul 16 2014
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